Once upon a time Bigears went out on the town with all of his friends. They all went to a pub called 'The Hamsters Armpit'. Nobby went to the bar to get a bucket because he was already pissed as a fart and would no doubt start vomiting all over the place soon and he didn't want to make too much of a mess. Nobby also decided it would be a god idea while he was at the bar to order a double vodka martini just to take the taste of vomit away after he had been sick. The deaf bar maid at the Hamsters Armpit had no trouble understanding Nobby as he tended to shout once he'd had a little to drink. Bigears also went to the bar to ordered a glass of mineral water. Unfortunately the slightly deaf bar maid couldn't understand what Bigears was saying as his voice was distorted by echoes bouncing off his enormous ears.

The silly bar maid misheard Bigears and instead of a glass of mineral water she accidentally gave him bottle of deadly poison! As all of Bigears's brains had fallen out through his enormous ear holes he didn't spot the mistake she had made.

Tragedy struck when Bigears drank every last drop of the deadly poison and died almost instantly (there was a short period of intense agonizing pain.)

Nobby was so upset by the whole event he spent the rest of the evening drinking vodka martinis until he passed out. The next morning Nobby woke up and had completely forgotten Bigears ever existed in fact he felt so good he left the Hamsters Armpit and went for a walk in the park, stamping on Bigears decaying corpse as he went through the door.