Dr Ick says,



TSK! Someone hasn't been too pure and virtuous recently!!!!!!

These are the classic secondary symptoms of SYPHILIS.

Too embarrased to come forward with the primary symptoms ehhh?

As this is not one of my specialist areas I would have to refer you to one of my gynaecological colleagues who will perform am excessively embarassing pelvic exam and fill you in on the fate that awaits you. All I can remeber from my medical school days is that theres a slow painful death invovled where holes in your skull appear and brain lesions cause premature dementia.





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