Dr Ick Diagnoses
Disclaimer:
The maker
of this site would like to make it clear that diagnoses made on
this page are only possible causes of your complaints. If you
are really worried find a real doctor ! !
(oh and
better do it quick because its most probably serious and highly
unlikely you'll make it to your doctors surgery before you die.)
- In
the habit of substituting symbolic objects for the normal goal
of union with a member of the opposite sex, as fulfillment of
sexual instinct?
Diagnosis
- Sore
Throat
- A
little feverish
- Enlarged
lymph nodes in the neck
- And
occasionally a skin rash
Diagnosis
- Fatigue
- Muscle
cramps and weakness
- Lethargy
unrelieved by sleep
- Cold
intolerance
- Progressive
mental dulling
- Constipation
- Puffy
eyes
- Rough
dry skin
Diagnosis
- Sudden
headache
- Fever
- Shivering
- Back
pain
- General
aches
Diagnosis
- Cold extremities
- Numb fingers and toes
- Muscle weakness and tenderness
- Poor vision
- Mental impairment
Diagnosis
- Headaches
- Tiredness
- Insomnia
- Mood swings
- Occasional feelings of depression
- Gain or loss of appetite
Diagnosis
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